The ‘Superman’ girl revealed that she didn’t have sex for at least four years…..
Sheesh! Whats wrong with that woman?…. I know of about 4000 guys that would be lining up just to get a look at her…. 
Oh well… hopes she is getting plenty now…
DD
Woman Flushes Boyfriend’s Penis Down Toilet
Anchorage, Alaska
……. the two were involved in sexual relations when the man agreed to be tied up to the windowsill …….
….. It was at that point, police said, Tran used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner’s member and flush it down the toilet.
Jeez they breed em tough in Alsaka!
DD
Women Sue Over Gorilla’s Breast ‘Fetish’
Two fired caretakers for Koko, the world-famous sign-language-speaking gorilla, have sued their former bosses, claiming they were pressured to expose their breasts………
They were threatened that if they “did not indulge Koko’s nipple fetish, their employment with the Gorilla Foundation would suffer,……..
Hmm it’s time to look at my “employees” in a whole different light…
DD
Give your PC that real “Sexy Seventy’s Look” with a nice wood grain or stone finish….
Hmm me thinks they have taken custom PCs and peripherals a bit too far…
I wounder if they do them in “tie-dye” ??
DD
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If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate
“The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like
an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ - the
pig was ‘committed’.”
–unknown
“People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s easier to
harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.”
Government, today, is growing too strong to be safe. There are no longer any citizens in the world; there are only subjects. They work day in and day out for their masters; they are bound to die for their masters at call. Out of this working and dying they tend to get less and less.
-H.L. Mencken
And what is a good citizen? Simply one who never says, does or thinks anything that is unusual. Schools are maintained in order to bring this uniformity up to the highest possible point. A school is a hopper into which children are heaved while they are still young and tender; therein they are pressed into certain standard shapes and covered from head to heels with official rubber-stamps.
- H.L. Mencken
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and my all time favourite..
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For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear,
simple, and wrong
- H.L. Mencken
..but that is all way to deep… must be time for some TITS!
DD
A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless………..
Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.
A clinic spokesman said: “When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: “What do you mean?”.
????????????????
Yes they weren’t having sex!!!!
DD
It’s good to hear what people say about DangerDave wether it’s good or bad, or a suggestion. These are some real surfer feedback comments left on our poll.
It is always good to get good feedback… Ask for it and we will find it.:)
..and even the silly ones are funny
(yes it was left by a female!)
You can leave us feedback on the DD Poll
or just see the results here
DD
a mobile phone company in Australia has come to the rescue with a service offering an escape from the date from hell.
My guess.. that service is gonna take off big time… and it aint just gonna be guys using it.
DD
Rugby fan severs testicles after Wales win
A WELSH rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby,……….. Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday’s match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, “If Wales win I’ll cut my balls off”…
…and they won, and he did… 
Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition
I have nothing to say……
DD
Tera Patrick Uses Web Search To Find Missing Pooch
X-rated actress TERA PATRICK and her rocker husband EVAN SEINFELD have called on America’s top dog detective to help them find their missing pooch.
DD
DEBBIE Does Dallas, the X-rated, 1970s cult porn movie, has spawned a smash hit off-Broadway musical that is almost squeaky clean.
“It’s a send-up, a big tongue-in-cheek spoof,” she says. “There’s lots of innuendo and irony, and where there is a sex scene in the movie we do a musical number.”
Haha only in Australia..
DD
Porn star ‘moan tones’ for your phone
Porn star hawks mobile ‘moan tones’
Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking “moan tones.” For $2.50 mobile phone users can choose from a variety of moans, and sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.
Oooh yeah baby.. right there… right there.. ohhhh.. It’s for you
DD
..but one state of the US has banned “visible” porn videos in vehicles…
(Don’t ask me why you would be watching a “invisible” porn video… but hey you should be watching the road anyway:) )
Senate votes to ban visible porn videos in vehicles
Senators voted Tuesday to make naughty videos a no-no for motorists.
Full Story
Sounds like dangerous thing to do while driving either way.. and maybe you should wait till ya get home…..
DD
Like humans, monkeys will pay to see images of powerful and sexually attractive individuals, showing that they also value information according to its social content.
Hmmmmm I havent seen Bonzo, Bluebeard or Cheetah signing up anywhere…. :))
DD
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