My sort of research.. Boobs!
Now this is really my sort of research…
An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman’s personality from the size and shape of her rack, reports online news service Ananova.
According to Germany’s Bild, sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: “A woman’s breasts denote a woman’s character, just like her star sign.” He has categorized breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman’s chest size says about her.
The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. “She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex,” he said.
Hmm…. I need some volunteers for a new DangerDave research Project.
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