Would you believe… they rent dildo’s!!
We offer a full range of sex toys, from anal beads to rabbit vibrators to nipple clamps and cock rings
Anal fukin beads!! Not only is that a bit kinky.. but would you use SECOND HAND anal beads. I don’t think so!
Sign up to the Golden Dildo Plan -
• Golden Dildo Plan – $49.99
• 3 sex toys out at a time
• New, unused sex toys sent ,when available
Seriously would you use a USED dildo!????
DD
One of the things I do is edit some categories at DMOZ, a hand edited directory of the web. You can also find more places to surf with thumbnail previews of the sites.. at ThumbShots. eg: Adult Blogs
There is some quality stuff there.. but there is also a fair bit of crap.. but we are working on getting it all cleaned out.
DD
The German survey found that overweight men are more faithful because they had less inclination towards risky sex.
Market researcher group Forsa say men of average weight are more than twice as likely to be unfaithful as fatter men.
Overweight men are not only less likely to cheat on their partners, but are also less likely to visit brothels or call sex hotlines.
Ananova Story
Well ladies stick with us “fat” guys and you will be set for life….
OK so I aint fat… but I aint all that thin either…
DD
The bible-bashers that gained some power in the last Australian election are at it again… targetting porn (amongst other things) in the australian state of Victoria.
POKIE numbers will be slashed, porn magazines will be pushed behind the counter …….. if Family First gets the balance of power in next year’s state election.
Mr Fielding said the party wanted an end to the public display of porn magazines.
The OFLC already has strict guidelines that enforce and control the display of all classified magazines in Australia.
OFLC - Publications Guidelines
Public Display
The National Classification Code states that minors should be protected from
material likely to harm or disturb them, and that everyone should be protected
from exposure to unsolicited material that they find offensive.
Particular attention is therefore paid by the Board to the covers of submittable
publications to ensure that they are suitable for display in public.
A publication with a cover considered unsuitable for public display that does not
in itself warrant ‘Category 2 – Restricted’ or ‘RC’ classification may be
classified ‘Category 1 – Restricted’ on the basis that the publication is sealed in a
plain opaque wrapper.
Maybe they should spend some time on some real issues that are affecting every day australians and families.
DD
On the DangerDave main page - you will see the count of how many sites/galleries/etc that we have listed at DangerDave.
It usually just goes up.. but you will see it go down occasionally as we get rid of porn sites that have turned to garbage or been taken down, or stolen.
So don’t be worried about us going backwards… it’s just us cleaning things up.
DD
Some people might be a bit confused as to what we “list” here at DangerDave.com.au.. so here is a little explanation.
The different tags we use are:-
Free
TGP
MGP
PicPost
TGP2
Gall
Pay
LinkList
ECards
Story
Movie
Word
Review
Profile
Product
PPV
Funny
Story
Free - a free site. A free site contains 3-6 pages and two-four picture galleries, that include 20+ photos, or possibly movies(6-10).
TGP - Thumbnail Gallery - A single page of 10 -20 photos.
MGP - Movie Gallery - A single page of 4-10 movies.
PicPost - A single photo linked to the site that submitted it.
TGP2 - Thumbnail Gallery - A thumbnail gallery page with 3-6 photos, with each of the large photos presented on single page.
Gall - These are DangerDave galleries, that are hosted here at DangerDave. You can be guaranteed that these galleries are pop-up, spyware and BS free. These galls may contain movies or photos.
Pay -These are PREMIUM sites that offer a vast array of photos, movies, online videostreams, and often a whole lot more.
LinkList - These are sites that contain more links to more porn.. similar to DangerDave. Some offer links to Sites, and some links to Galleries.
ECards - These are galleries of photos that you can send as electronic postcards.
.. more to come..
DD
Taxpayers fund bondage workshop
Topless bar gets Federal grant
Can you believe that shit!! I don’t mind paying taxes… but fuck I aint paying it to build titty bars and bondage workshops.. 
The Atherton Hotel, known locally as the Stump Hotel, was awarded a $500,000 grant to build a conference hall under the Government’s controversial sustainable regions scheme in November 2003.
But the hotel’s competitors said the taxpayer-funded extension, which is yet to be built, would be used for poker machines and other pub activities.
The pub currently had topless barmaids on Wednesday nights, the inquiry in Cairns was told.
and..
The Northern Territory News has learned a $2500 grant was given to the Sex Worker Outreach Project (SWOP).
It was spent on three workshops on ‘bondage discipline and sadomasochistic practice’.
.. and people keep voting for the frickin Lberals!! Sheesh!
DD
OTTAWA - A clumsy crook ended up capturing himself after drilling a hole into a porn store as he tried to steal its phone service.
Justin Lewtry, 23, pleaded guilty Wednesday to attempted theft of communications services and mischief.
LOL
I hope he got to watch a few vids before the cops came to take him away.
DD
South Korea Cracks Down on Online Porn
The world’s most wired country is raiding cyberspace’s red-light district in a campaign pitting Confucian morals against modern technology.
Since January, the main prosecutor’s office in Seoul has issued arrest warrants for about 100 people charged with spreading obscene material under South Korea’s telecommunications law, a crime carrying penalties of up to a year in jail or a nearly $10,000 fine.
It seems the most wired and netted country in the world is being stopped from using one of the biggest markets on the NEt - Porn!
… but as usual… they find a way around silly laws….
in the center of the South Korean capital Seoul, “adult” Internet cafes aren’t hard to find. In the cafes, customers can surf the Web in private booths
DD
2000 years ago porn was alive and well..
Archaeologists in Germany discovered what they think are the 7,200 year old remains of two statues depicting a man and woman having sexual intercourse when joined.
A dig in Saxony produced the find and shatters the idea that sex was a forbidden subject in that era. Previously the oldest sexual scenes were found in frescos of around 2,000 years in age.
DD
This story is making it’’s way round the net for the umpteenth time…
The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.
The old lady spent a week hunting those men down — and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could
be:
‘Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.’ Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are
still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.
<snip>
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.
It is, of course, nothing but a net urban myth…
It’s a good story.. either way..
DD
A Fiji magistrate has sentenced a Victorian tourist and a Fijian man to two years’ jail for what the judge called a “shameful” and “disgusting” homosexual act.
Gay sex is illegal in Fiji and carries a maximum jail term of 14 years.
Damn.. I am not into it… but there is nothing wrong with it either… and laws like this one are just fukin archaic. So pay attention when you go travelling and make sure you aren’t breaking the local sex laws…
Eg:
- In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
- In the state of Texas it is a misdemeanor if two men engage in oral and or anal sex. The same law doesn’t apply to men and women engaging in the same activity with each other.
- In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
DD
Thanks to my good tech buddy cd we are all fixed and ready to go…
It feels good to have it all new and shiny and now working properly…
We wll now return you to your usual programming.. 
DD
New scripts alway come with new headaches… and this one has caused some doozies!
.. but rest assured we are working on it to get everything fixed and workin’….
Apologies for the broken links and lack of news
DD
Hmmm gotta do a bit of a test post to see how some of the new styles pan out….
Please bear with us.:)
Google doesn’t like Australians for some reason…
Today Google dropped all .com.au domains from their search results.
This is still a test….
DD
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