Crystal Ball Fails
This one made me laugh…. A Psychic who uses a “crystal ball” failed to see the future when his “crystal ball” set fire to his flat!! 
“Strong sunlight through glass, particularly if the glass is filled with liquid like a goldfish bowl, concentrates the sun’s rays and acts like a magnifying glass,” a spokesman said.
“The fire had been started by the ball concentrating a ray of sunshine on a pile of washing.”
Psychic fails to predict crystal ball fire
A Classic… 
DD
