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December 31, 2005

New Broadband Porn Movies

Filed under: Porn News — DangerDave @ 11:39 am

Breaking the porn barriers once again… DangerDave.com.au breaks out a new format.. MovieB - Broadband Porn Movies - High quality porn movies, displayed at maximum size and definition.

They:-
Are shown at 567 x 480
Have a file size >10 megabytes

……. and gives you an excellent sample/example of the content a site offers to it’s members.

You can check out the first one…. Big Bouncing Tits right here! Remember don’t try this with a dialup connection! It will take days :D

This movie is a sample from a new site called Busty Adventures - if you are a big tit fanatic.. then you NEED to check this site out!

DD

“Shaking it” aint gonna help

Filed under: Porn News — DangerDave @ 10:41 am

According to researchers…..

..the best male dancers tend to have more symmetrical body features, in a study that suggests dancing ability may be sexually appealing because it conveys useful information about a man’s physical fitness.

.. in other words.. if you’re ugly and you can dance it aint gonna help…. they are still gonna think your ugly.

.. body symmetry is a particularly important means by which women select mates, which is in accordance with evolutionary theory.

So us ugly dudes just have to accept it :(

DD

December 30, 2005

She’s a HE!

Filed under: General News — DangerDave @ 12:01 pm

HEADLINE!

An Egyptian man discovered on his wedding day that his fiancee of three years was a man

HolyShit.. it must have been a BIG veil… :D

Mr Abo Zeid, whose face was obscured to Mr Shehata by a niqab or burka (face veil) said he had intended to tell after they were married, and had hoped to convince Mr Shehata to consummate the marriage.

Oh… ok.. he was gonna tell him…… AFTER!!
Jesus! That would give you one hell of a fright on your wedding night!

.. but then again.. 3 years?? and he hadn’t noticed? “It was not established if the egyptian was blind or not” :D

DD

December 26, 2005

Merry Humbug

Filed under: Porn News — DangerDave @ 8:19 am

I hate christmas… :)P

Merry Humbug
Happy Festivus
whatever…

DD

December 22, 2005

Boobie Prizes…

Filed under: Porn News — DangerDave @ 11:01 am

.. or at least boobie presents… :D

As everyone knows.. there is nothing better than presents at Christmas.. especially if those presents are hand-made, given with love,.. and are made with breasts!!

Replacing brushes with breasts

Di Peel has replaced traditional brushes, not with her hands, but with her breasts.

Di says breast painting came about after a chance discovery on the internet.

“There was a woman doing breast paintings and her boobs where quite small. I emailed the article to a friend and then my friend said well if you think you can do any better you should have a go. So I did,” says Di.

Hohoho.. good luck to her…. I think I know what I am going to send everyone for xmas.. next year… :D

DD

Canada Wakes Up

Filed under: Porn News — DangerDave @ 10:57 am

.. and smells the sex .. :D

Canadian court lifts ban on ‘swingers’ clubs

Group sex among consenting adults is neither prostitution nor a threat to society, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled on Wednesday as it lifted a ban on so-called “swingers� clubs.

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The judges said that just because most Canadians might disapprove of swingers’ clubs, this did not necessarily mean the establishments were socially dangerous.

Good job canucks…. - More sex for eveybody :D

DD

December 16, 2005

Freaking bloody errors..

Filed under: Porn News — DangerDave @ 2:16 pm

.. for those of you that have noticed that half the blog archives have been “offline” for about 4 months…. I FIXED EM!!

It should have taken me 5 mins but it took four frustrating hours…

I should have listened to my old friend H L Mencken - For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong...

:D

DD

December 12, 2005

New Top Galleries

Filed under: Porn News — DangerDave @ 1:13 pm

As you may have noticed we have changed the format of the “Top Daily Galleries” on the main page…

We have given you thumbnails to get a sneak peak at the galleries that we think are the best of the days submissions and archives.

We have them popping in new windows at the moment, but are assesing wether we should change that …. IMO.. once you have loaded the main page.. you dont want to have to reload it again with each gallery.. We are flexible of course and if ya think the new windows are a pain in the ass. Just let us know..

DD

Porn Tax - Again!

Filed under: Porn News — DangerDave @ 11:10 am

Another government is trying to make some dollars from the porn industry without actually getting it’s hands dirty.. This time it is the Italian government..

The tax would take the form of a 20 per cent levy on the selling price or rental cost of pornographic videos and DVDs, and on payments for porn delivered by TV stations or on the internet.

Taxman’s pound of flesh

So when the government starts putting out Porn Vids… will they tax themselves..?

DD

December 7, 2005

The porn you have when you aren’t having porn…

Filed under: Porn News — DangerDave @ 9:05 am

See for yourself…

Claytons Porn

:)

DD

December 3, 2005

Pornstar - Pornstars

Filed under: Porn News — DangerDave @ 9:04 am

Here at DangerDave.com.au We are in the process of getting our pornstar shit organised…..

New Categories, new galleries, new movies, new everything… if it’s got to do with pornstars we are looking at it or for it.. :)

Categories include:-
Porn Stars - where you will find all our pornstar stuff.
Pornstars Solo here you will find pornstar babes and starlets ‘working’ by themsleves or just getting naked for fun.
Pornstars Hardcore - porn star babes doing what they do best.. fucking and sucking!
Pornstar Profiles - info and details on your favourite pornstars… (hmm we need to work on that section)

.. and now we have added individual porn star categories, so you can find just what you want…

First ones are:-
Brianna Banks
and
Gauge

More coming real soon…

DD

December 1, 2005

No! NO! NO! say it isn’t so…

Filed under: Porn News — DangerDave @ 7:29 am

From the “Fuck me I don’t believe it department..”

Researchers are now saying blowjobs are bad for you!!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Oral sex linked to mouth cancer

“You should avoid having oral sex,” dentist and researcher Kerstin Rosenquist, who headed the study, told Swedish news agency TT.

Yeah right! :D

If I die from having(getting) too much oral sex… I don’t think I will really care :D

DD

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