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.. after Berlei reported that the average bra size for Australian women is now somewhere between a 14C and 12D.

Berlei product manager Louise Woods said that just two decades ago 12B was the norm.

“Not only are women’s boobs getting bigger but the number of women with a small back and a big bust is increasing. We are seeing more 10E and 12F and they are young girls,”

All I can say is ..

CONGRATULAIONS GIRLS! Keep up the good work…

The big question is…. is this Darwin’s natural selection at work?

DD

We lost another top-grade australian yesterday… Peter Brock - King of the Mountain - died while competing in a targa rally in WA.

The man was a true legend of Australian Motor Sport, and had the respect of all petrol heads.. even us Ford-men respected Brocky’s skills.. he will be sadly missed..

DD

We lost a damn good aussie yesterday - Steve Irwin, the croc hunter will be sadly missed by all australians.

Our sincere condolences to his family, wife and children.

DD

The Socceroo’s make the round of the 16… woohoo!
Excellent stuff!

We could do with a decent ref next time.. but either way…. Bring on Italy!!

Football Australia
The World Game

DD

Sorry folks, had a few probs here lately, with me not being able to see my own blog…

Fix is underway and we should be able to return you to normal programming soon.

DD

DangerDave has been having a few days off..

Things will return to normal soon

HEADLINE!

An Egyptian man discovered on his wedding day that his fiancee of three years was a man

HolyShit.. it must have been a BIG veil…

Mr Abo Zeid, whose face was obscured to Mr Shehata by a niqab or burka (face veil) said he had intended to tell after they were married, and had hoped to convince Mr Shehata to consummate the marriage.

Oh… ok.. he was gonna tell him…… AFTER!!
Jesus! That would give you one hell of a fright on your wedding night!

.. but then again.. 3 years?? and he hadn’t noticed? “It was not established if the egyptian was blind or not”

DD

Just when youthought you had your truck or van fully tricked out… along comes….

Nuts For Trucks ROFL

So don’t miss out… get them while they are…. umm hairy..?

DD

After the “controversy” about the use of female models as “ball boys” at recent tennis tournaments, women are getting a bit of sexual payback..

Male models will be used as ballboys at the 2006 WTA Tour Championships, officials say.

With female models into their second year of similar duties at this week’s men’s ATP Madrid Masters, the Spanish organisers believe they are on to a good thing.

Male models to feature at tennis championships

Won’t belong and we will be asking why the tennis is still there…

DD

.. it’s time to relax mate.. and get the fuck over it.

scientomogy.co.nz/scientomogy.info are under attack from Tom Cruise’s lawyers over a satirical websites that makes fun of Tom, Scientology, and his insane antics of the last few months

Passion of the Cruise

Passion of the Cruise - mirror

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Tom Cruise Tries To Ban Satirical Website

Tom… buddy… get a life.., get over it, and get stuffed…

Not even you can control the net!

DD

Now this is what I call an “IOU”…

A bank employee who stole huge sums from his employer left a note in a safe admitting he had “borrowed” 7 million pounds ($16 million), a British court has heard.

Dear bank, IOU 7 million pounds

Maybe… he’s good for it

DD

Well…… the “festival of the boot” has kept me away for the smaller jobs around here(eg: updating my blog…) but it came to and end last night when the Wests Tigers beat the North Queensland Cowboys in the NRL Grand Final… Great game, and a good result.. It’s fantastic to see Wests and Balmain in the winners circle after such a lean period in the 80’s and 90’s.

…. and of course.. my team the Sydney Swans kicked some West Coast butt in the AFL Grand Final a week ago.. and I am still smiling about it… and have replayed the last 10 minutes.. again and again over the last week.

So now.. two more massive events remain in 2005… Mount Panorama next weekend and Gold Coast Indy 500 the weekend after… Looking forward to some big action.

DD

My team the Sydney Swans have just beaten StKilda to make it to their first Grand Final since 1933

.. bring it on.. whoever wins tommorrow…

DD

This one made me laugh…. A Psychic who uses a “crystal ball” failed to see the future when his “crystal ball” set fire to his flat!!

“Strong sunlight through glass, particularly if the glass is filled with liquid like a goldfish bowl, concentrates the sun’s rays and acts like a magnifying glass,” a spokesman said.
“The fire had been started by the ball concentrating a ray of sunshine on a pile of washing.”

Psychic fails to predict crystal ball fire

A Classic…

DD

Like all of us.. DangerDave and our staff are shocked at the carnage perpetrated in London.

Our thoughts and hopes are with those that are injured or killed, and with their families in this time of sadness and need.

Terrorism and extremism will not win!

DD