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For all you gun freaks.. (DD hates guns!)

.. here is a new toy for you…

Pistol Mouse

a “gun” shaped mouse for your local PC.. a mouse shaped very much like a Glock 9mm handgun

If your into it… I spose it’s cool

DD

Well it’s started… and it looks like it is 100% sex orientated…

Nothing but tits and double beds…

The BigBrother live cam should be on in about 5 mins.. and the drinks are flowing already… so I would say there will be “action” tonight..

Stay tuned..

DD

Taxpayers fund bondage workshop

Topless bar gets Federal grant

Can you believe that shit!! I don’t mind paying taxes… but fuck I aint paying it to build titty bars and bondage workshops..

The Atherton Hotel, known locally as the Stump Hotel, was awarded a $500,000 grant to build a conference hall under the Government’s controversial sustainable regions scheme in November 2003.

But the hotel’s competitors said the taxpayer-funded extension, which is yet to be built, would be used for poker machines and other pub activities.

The pub currently had topless barmaids on Wednesday nights, the inquiry in Cairns was told.

and..

The Northern Territory News has learned a $2500 grant was given to the Sex Worker Outreach Project (SWOP).

It was spent on three workshops on ‘bondage discipline and sadomasochistic practice’.

.. and people keep voting for the frickin Lberals!! Sheesh!

DD

This story is making it’’s way round the net for the umpteenth time…

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down — and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could
be:

‘Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.’ Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are

still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.

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Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.

It is, of course, nothing but a net urban myth…

Truth or Fiction

Snopes.com

Break the Chain

It’s a good story.. either way..

DD

Thanks to my good tech buddy cd we are all fixed and ready to go…

It feels good to have it all new and shiny and now working properly…

We wll now return you to your usual programming..

DD

Google doesn’t like Australians for some reason.

Today Google dropped all .com.au domains from their search results..

… including..

DangerDave

NineMSN

Google

not good……

DD

.. but still a bit of fun…

I stole this one from my buddy Greenguy’s site - Link-o-Rama

Add One.. go on……. go and have a look……. and waste some unwanted minutes of your life…

..and yes this has nothing at all to do with Porn

DD

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I thought this little find was way cool… it’s really just a sign of the muscial times..

- Get your headphones ready
- Then go to The Webshite :: Nickelback
- Get ready to be shocked(well it aint really that bad!)

NickelBack -

Busted!

DD

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The Australian and 1st grand prix of the year is on this weekend.. Good luck to Mark Webber

GrandPrix.com.au

Bring on the V8s.. thats what I want to see.

DD

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How about this one… finding Pizza delvery info while your in a game… sounds damn good to me..

Sony offers pizza feature for hungry gamers

Sony has built the ability to order pizza into its latest online multiplayer game. Type the command “/pizza” while playing Everquest II, a fantasy game with 330,000 active players, and get the Pizza Hut Web site, where you can place orders for delivery.

Full Story

Now if only I could gets Sony to add… “/porn”

DD

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‘Desperate Housewives’ star Teri Hatcher wanted sex so desperately after splitting from hubby John Tenney that she considered paying for it.

The ‘Superman’ girl revealed that she didn’t have sex for at least four years…..

Sheesh! Whats wrong with that woman?…. I know of about 4000 guys that would be lining up just to get a look at her….

Oh well… hopes she is getting plenty now…

DD

Give your PC that real “Sexy Seventy’s Look” with a nice wood grain or stone finish….

Wood Coutour

Hmm me thinks they have taken custom PCs and peripherals a bit too far…

I wounder if they do them in “tie-dye” ??

DD

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While surfing round the mainstream interenet I hti a quotes page with a few that hit home for me..

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If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate

“The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like
an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ - the
pig was ‘committed’.”
–unknown

“People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s easier to
harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.”

Government, today, is growing too strong to be safe. There are no longer any citizens in the world; there are only subjects. They work day in and day out for their masters; they are bound to die for their masters at call. Out of this working and dying they tend to get less and less.
-H.L. Mencken

And what is a good citizen? Simply one who never says, does or thinks anything that is unusual. Schools are maintained in order to bring this uniformity up to the highest possible point. A school is a hopper into which children are heaved while they are still young and tender; therein they are pressed into certain standard shapes and covered from head to heels with official rubber-stamps.
- H.L. Mencken

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and my all time favourite..

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For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear,
simple, and wrong
- H.L. Mencken

..but that is all way to deep… must be time for some TITS!

DD

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.. and now you have the perfect excuse….

a mobile phone company in Australia has come to the rescue with a service offering an escape from the date from hell.

Full Story

My guess.. that service is gonna take off big time… and it aint just gonna be guys using it.

DD